Patient in my office yesterday

An eldely patient came to office, stating that he wishes to make a complaint.
SAM:  Hi, how may I help?
PATIENT:  I want to make a complaint.
S: Why you need to make a complaint?
P: I have an appointment for a procedure but was advised that I need to have someone to escort me home.  Otherwise, I won't be able to keep the appointment. I am a lone pensioer, so what can I do.
S: You're right. The procedrue requires sedation, due to patients' safety, you will need someone to go home with you.
P: I am on social securtiy (welfare benefits).  I have only 1 and half hours home helper to do my shopping every week and an hour for cleaning my one bebroom flat weekly.  So there will be no one will come with me for hospital appt.
S: I will contact the patients' transport if they can take you home after the procedures.
P:  Thank you.  But I still wants to make a complaint.
S:  Which service you want to complain for?
P: Social service. because they spent money on Star wars.
S:  Please explain to me what is the 'Star Wars'.
P:  'Star wars' is the USA project, sending people to the moon.  the Government spent all these money for this war whether than their people.
S:  ........??????????????(What can I say?)

A true story

A man came out of his home to admire his new truck. To his puzzlement, his 3-year-old son was happily hammering dents into the shiny paint. The man ran to his son, knocked him away, and hammered the little boy's hands into a pulp as punishment.

When the father calmed down, he rushed his son to the hospital.

Although the doctor tried desperately to save the crushed bones, he finally had to amputate the fingers from both the boy's hands.

When the boy woke up from the surgery & saw his bandaged stubs, he innocently asked, "Daddy, I'm sorry about your truck, but when are my fingers going to grow back?"

The father went home and committed suicide...!

Think about this story the next time before u lose your patience with someone u love. Trucks can be repaired. Broken bones & hurt feelings often can't...

Too often we fail to recognize the difference between the person and the actions. People make mistakes. We are allowed to make mistakes.

But the actions we take while in a rage will haunt us forever...

Pause and ponder...
Think before you act. Stop being rude...to someone your heartloves...

Be patient. Understand and love. You Never Lose by Loving. You Always Lose by Holding Back....

LIFE IS LOVE - LIVE IT -SHARE IT !---

Women have strengths that amaze men

Women have strengths that amaze men.
They bear hardships and they carry burdens, but they hold happiness, love and joy.
They smile when they want to scream.
They sing when they want to cry.
They cry when they are happy and laugh when they are nervous.
They fight for what they believe in.
They stand up to injustice.
They don't take "no" for an answer when they believe there is a better solution.
They go without so their family can have.
They go to the doctor with a frightened friend.
They love unconditionally.
They cry when their children excel and cheer when their friends get awards.
They are happy when they hear about a birth or a wedding. Their hearts break when a friend dies.
They grieve at the loss of a family member, yet they are strong when they think there is no strength left. They know that a hug and a kiss can heal a broken heart. Women come in all shapes, sizes and colors.
They'll drive, fly, walk, run or e-mail you to show how much they care about you. The heart of a woman is what makes the world keep turning.
They bring joy, hope and love.
They have compassion and ideas.
They give moral support to their family and friends.
Women have vital things to say and everything to give.
HOWEVER, IF THERE IS ONE FLAW IN WOMEN,
IT IS THAT THEY FORGET THEIR WORTH.
Please pass this along to remind 'ALL Women' just how amazing they are.

He said, she said

He said . . . I don't now why you wear a bra; you've
got nothing to put in it. She said .. . . You wear
pants don't you?
He said .. . .Shall we try swapping positions tonight?
She said . . . That's a good idea - you stand by the
ironing board while I sit on the sofa.
He said . . .. What have you been doing with all the
grocery money I gave you? She said . .Turn sideways
and look in the mirror!
On a wall in a ladies room . .. . "My husband follows
me everywhere" Written just below it . .. . " I do not"
Q. How many honest, intelligent, caring men in the
world does it take to do the dishes?
A. Both of them.
Q. How does a man show that he is planning for the
future?
A. He buys two cases of beer.
Q. What is the difference between men and government
bonds?
A. The bonds mature.
Q. Why are blonde jokes so short?
A. So men can remember them.
Q. How many men does it take to change a roll of
toilet paper?
A. We don't know; it has never happened.
Q. Why is it difficult to find men who are sensitive,
caring and good-looking?
A. They already have boyfriends.
Q. What do you call a woman who knows where her
husband is every night?
A.   A widow.
Q. Why are married women heavier than single women?
A. Single women come home, see what's in the fridge
and go to bed. Married women come home, see what's in
bed and go to the fridge.
Q. What is the one thing that all men at singles bars
have in common?
A. They're married.
Man says to God: "God, why did you make woman so
beautiful?" God says: "So you would love her."
But God," the man says, "why did you make her so
dumb?" God says: "So she would love you."
SEND THIS TO A SMART WOMAN WHO NEEDS A LAUGH AND TO
THE GUYS YOU THINK CAN HANDLE IT!


Have a good day!!